I know of several politicians and business men who would kill to have him. The man could have any job in the service industry he wants. Edwin Jarvis has also pledged a similar allegiance to Tony Stark and the Avengers. Once for my queen and another to the Owen household. I have pledged an allegiance only twice in my life.

Can you imagine constantly cleaning blue hairs out of the drain? Throwing away or empty cans of lite beer? Makes cleaning up after young Wesley sound like a dream. He also must clean up after Wolverine and Beast. Hyde, Doctor Doom and Loki all while managing to have dinner on the table no later than seven. He has been attacked by such disgusting characters like Mr. He has had to deal with hooligans and villains on a regular basis. The things this man went through in service to his masters were extraordinary. Jarvis and I remained friends via the art of letter writing. This impressed everyone and nobody was interested in my stories of having to tend to young Wesley afterwards. We told him that he could confide in us, well a few sips of scotch got it out of him. Jarvis remained very quiet during this time. Things started to go down the path of our employers and we drunkenly shared stories of them with each other. Arguments arose about which cutlery is appropriate for eating tiramisu and whether or not Agatha Christie is a genius or a pox on our kind. That night several of us sat around smoking cigars and discussing butler-hood. We all played Bocci Ball and drank brandy the rest of the afternoon. I was out on the green with several other male servants preparing to play a riveting game of Bocci Ball and a good friend of ours, Wadsworth, had fallen ill due to a poor choice of shellfish. We first met at a Gentleman’s Gentleman Convention in 1973. He and I served as friends, colleagues and pen pals for several years. I don’t think I have ever mentioned him in the journal before which is a crime. Today I thought of a friend who had not crossed my mind in some time. Inside that box were performance reviews for jobs kept by many of the characters we read about week to week. We stumbled upon a box of files here at the iFanboy HQ.

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